CRIFANAC

from Fancyclopedia 2

(Crif-FAN-ac) Critical Fan Activity. Some pronounce it CRY-fan-ac, but the i should be short as in critical. This useta mean required activity in FAPA; later, fanac indulged in by fans to raise their relative standing in the top ten. Now it refers simply to any efforts or their results which may be expected to earn the author egoboo. This publication is crifanac; so is the time spent writing and publishing it.